Dwight’s Day

Me: “Hey Dwight, why are you looking so glum?”

Dwight: “First up, I only got ONE PACKET of food this morning. Then I was jammed into a carry cage. Then I got the worst Uber lift to my medical appointment. The guy drove like he was flying an old RAAF aircraft. Both the driver and his mate decided to stop for breakfast at a cafe. They left me in my cage at the table whilst they ordered food and they had the audacity to get annoyed when I voiced my opinion, declaring I was not going to be paying the fee for this pit stop. They put me back in the car, continued to eat their food in the car IN FRONT OF ME – I WAS STARVING! Finally I reach my appointment only to be violently shaken out of the cage, poked, prodded and man handled. To top it off, I get told I am too fat and I got stabbed in the neck when I was distracted by the smell of fear coming out of the room next door. THEY FRICKEN STABBED ME IN MY NECK! I COULD HAVE DIED! Apparently it is a booster vaccination, and now I am sore, snuffly, cranky and starving. Oh, and if you think of taking the Vet up on her recommendation of a feeding chart for me, I will eat you. Not a threat. A promise.”

Me: 😳2570CE52-5617-469A-8511-575796754F21.jpeg

5 thoughts on “Dwight’s Day

      1. I would LOVE to! Thank you 🙂 sorry for the late reply, I have been a bit busy as we have moved interstate on posting – which saw Dwight and his pup sister Ripley go on a flight and enjoy a week at a pet resort. If Dwight’s rant on the way from the resort to our new home is anything to go by, I feel so sorry for the pet transport company that had to take him to and from the airport last month!

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